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Welcome to extremeneeds.com

We hope you will find all your extremes on the left hand side and if you have any more you would like featured then please contact us and we will be even more extreme ....to the maxxx! Awful isn't it !! What are you like 12 years old?

Actually the site is 7 years old so act your age I guess, though web age is like dog years so it makes is the grandaddy...does your gramps say "...to the maaax", if so I am sorry for you ,or not ,cool gramps , to the maaaxx.Annoyed yet?

Why are you reading this ? Click on a link , go somewhere, get some info , meet a girl or guy , settle down , have some kids,. fart in bed , anything , just do it , go .....to the maaxxx.Annoyed now ?Yes , then click a link , nothing to see here , move along , go already , click my buttons , get some info , some extreme info.

Still here? Listen this aint the good stuff , this is the intro navigation page , like a book , its just the blah de blah , thanks to my ,mum , publisher, that guy that was rude after I give him some money, bit at the beginning ,... just guff.

You didn't come here to read this did ye?

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10 Things to do today

1. go out
2. go out and say "to the max" at least once to every person you speak to!
3. The same person tell them to visit my site .(pleeease)
4. Talk to a human girl (or guy if you is female)
5. Get same girl (or guy) to meet you at a later time (date kinda thing) N.B. If you is married don't do 4 and 5!
6. Call your mum and tell her what you think of her( I realise for many of you , it means getting off the sofa and openiing the basement door and shouting up the stairs.
7. Get a nice cuppa tea (if you is english) - Get a nice cuppa coffee(if you is American)- Go shoot someone (if you live in LA) - Go something something (if you is Frenchie), sorry dunno what the frenchie do for fun and relaxation.Why don't ya tell me
8. Make someone smile today (very important),,N.B.You don't have to do this if you did no2 above.
9. Get some exersize chubby (applies to me) , or get some burgers(if you is skinny)
10. Do 1 thing that makes you feel happy ,.(obvious , yes ,but often overlooked)